1. There’s never enough sun in your eyes: There is now!
2. Lack of friends: That couple over there has a table with a free chair, go talk to them!
3. Your insecurity about being short: You’ll embrace it and take a pic with the big chair, people will laugh and your insecurities will be forgotten about for a glorious moment.
4. Comfortable, padded seating: You won’t have to deal with that thanks to terrace chairs!
5. Bad weather: You didn’t wait through winter for these chairs just to let a little rain stop you.
6. Lack of friends: That couple over there has a table with a free chair, go talk to them!
7. Your parents getting a divorce: Wow, that view of Lake Mendota is what made your parents fall in love in the first place, even if they're in a loveless marriage now.
8. Carrying around too much money: Prices at the terrace are tailored to your cashless convenience, making sure you won’t have any leftover cash.
9. Social plans not lasting long enough: You’ll spend so much time waiting for a free table that you’ll practically be begging to cancel your plans.
10. Your best friend’s murderer is still on the loose: Maybe he’ll show up at the terrace! Might as well check, right?